Hotels and wives

so here i am, once again, in a hotel somewhere with my wife... as a 63 year old man ive soent a lot of time in hotels with significant others... so, a few questions: 1) why do all women seem to think that no matter how many towels are in the hote bathroom, all of them are 'theirs'. none are dor the mans use? literally, ive had wives/girlfriends grab the last remaining clean towel, while im waiting for them to be done, to take a shower, and they throw it on the bathroom floor so they dont step on the floor with their naked feet... 2) why does the tv always have to be on. on loud enough that thry can hear it when theyre showering? 3) why is there the question, "what do you want to do next?" when it doesnt matter whst youre going to say because theyve already planned the day in their minds and if your mind reading capabilities are down, and you didnt answer that question with EXACTLY what theyve already decided in their own mind theyll just cut you off and start telling you how wrong you are?

Nudity in the tv show Game of Thrones

You know, it’s amazing to me how immature people are.

Prudes in the United States are upset about the casual nudity in this tv show, and therefor dislike it. Some say that the nudity should only be there for ‘artistic’ reasons. It disgusts me.

Nudity is our natural state, we are brought into this world nude, by parents who had sex in order to conceive us, and yet Americans , in their puritanical ethos, are offended and ashamed when they see a nude person.

I have heard some women say that they are ‘disgusted’ when they can discern that another woman owns nipples through her clothing, either by mischance or design! When ALL people who haven’t had cancer own nipples!

America, GROW UP! Sex and nakedness are part of life, get over it!

Marci Gras in Sydney

So there I was, standing behind my wife waiting for the parade to begin, pain in my back, pain in my feet, knees swelling, and suddenly I was having heart palpitations and feeling like I was going to vomit! It must have been my various meds, taken too close together with not enough real food in me... I don’t know!

I just knew I had to go sit down before I fell down!

So, I excused myself and found a grubby piece of sidewalk next to a building and sat down in a heap.

The parade started and beautiful people walked by me back and forth, some scantily clad, others not so much, I turned my face downwards, I was embarrassed. I felt alone in a sea of humanity, and yet, my wife was only 25 feet away, I hoped she was enjoying the parade! I didn’t want that foolish old man that loves her (me!) to ruin it for her!

Suddenly, a skin tight rainbow pair of legs came toward me.

I’d seen this young lady several times going back and forth with friends of hers in the crowd.

She knelt in front of me and put her hand on my elbow, it was hot, maybe she was on ecstasy, and she looked me in the eye and told me I was beautiful, twice, before one of her friends grabbed her and dragged her away.

To whomever you are, I hope you see this, thank you! You really made an old, worthless man feel good for a moment!

My beautiful young wife takes so much care of me and I feel so much like I am a burden to her... that having a random stranger say a kind thing to me really made me feel better and like I am maybe not so bad, like maybe I am not the total POS, that I feel I am some times.

Thank you young lady, whereever you are, and especially, thank you Wife, for being in my life!