Hotels and wives

so here i am, once again, in a hotel somewhere with my wife... as a 63 year old man ive soent a lot of time in hotels with significant others... so, a few questions: 1) why do all women seem to think that no matter how many towels are in the hote bathroom, all of them are 'theirs'. none are dor the mans use? literally, ive had wives/girlfriends grab the last remaining clean towel, while im waiting for them to be done, to take a shower, and they throw it on the bathroom floor so they dont step on the floor with their naked feet... 2) why does the tv always have to be on. on loud enough that thry can hear it when theyre showering? 3) why is there the question, "what do you want to do next?" when it doesnt matter whst youre going to say because theyve already planned the day in their minds and if your mind reading capabilities are down, and you didnt answer that question with EXACTLY what theyve already decided in their own mind theyll just cut you off and start telling you how wrong you are?